Prepare to Cry

“The fear of death follows from the fear of life.  A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”  ~Mark Twain

The difference is that a Dark Soul’s player expects to die at any time.

Tonight Only, watch the showdown of the decade! In one corner we have the bloody behemoth, The Cool Aid Man. And his opponent, you know him, you love him, The Outstanding, RED ONION! Tune in for a match, unparalleled in scope and excitement!

Giant Blacksmith: ‘clink’ ‘clink’ ‘clink ‘clinkclinkclink’

Ornstein: Ummmmmm….

Giant Blacksmith: ‘clink’ ‘clink’ ‘clink’ ‘clinkclinkclink’

Ornstein:….carry on.

NEVER AGAIN! Stab all the chests just to be sure.

See what happens when you make fun of people’s head. Respect mushroom man, respect.

Andrei prepares the face palm.

And this is the reason why I didn’t choose pyromancy. Hmmmmmmm… smells like bacon.

It can’t be that hard right?…..Right?

Undead, there’s no need to feel down
I said undead, pick yourself off the ground
I said undead, ‘cause your in a new town
There’s no need to be unhappy

Undead, there’s a place you can go
I said undead, when you’re short on your souls
You can stay there and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
They have everything for undead to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys

Praise the Sun! The rarest thing you’ll see in the game.